BurRito on Wheels
Alex Williams · 2011–2012 (2 seasons)
Career Record
8-20
.286 win%
Points For
2,838.36
1,419.18 per season
Championships
0
0 top-3 finishes
Best / Worst
4-10
Best: 2011 · Worst: 2011
The Two-Season Speedrun
The Two-Season Speedrun
Alex Williams holds a unique distinction in league history: the shortest career (2 seasons) and the lowest career win rate (.286) of any manager who's ever played. BurRito on Wheels was fast — just not in the way you'd want.
The Numbers
- 2011: 4-10, last place
- 2012: 4-10, 9th place
That's 8-20 across two seasons with zero playoff appearances. Consistency, at least.
The QB-First Draft Strategy
Both of Alex's first-round picks were quarterbacks: Michael Vick (2011, pick 4) and Matthew Stafford (2012, pick 9). In a league where virtually no one drafts QBs in round 1, Alex went QB-QB. It was a bold strategy. It did not work.
The Trade Machine
Despite only playing two seasons, Alex made 6 trades — the highest per-season trade rate in league history (3.0/year). He was actively trying to improve, swinging deals left and right. The moves just didn't translate to wins.
The Verdict
Two seasons, 8-20, zero championships, and a team name that deserved a better fate. BurRito on Wheels rolled through the league at high speed and low altitude. Sometimes you're the burrito; sometimes you're the road.
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Season History
Draft Tendencies
Total Draft Picks
36
Avg pick: 90.5
Earliest Pick
1.04
Michael Vick (2011)
Favorite Position
WR
33% of all picks
Position Breakdown
Most Drafted Players
Players drafted more than once across seasons.
Rashad Jennings
RB
Draft History
2011
| Pick | Player | Pos | Team | ADP | Value | True Value | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.04 | Michael Vick | QB | PHI | — | — | — | 233.1 QB11 |
| 2.17 | Antonio Gates | TE | LAC | — | — | — | — |
| 3.24 | Matt Forte | RB | CHI | — | — | — | 168.7 RB15 |
| 4.37 | Jahvid Best | RB | DET | — | — | — | — |
| 5.44 | Santonio Holmes | WR | NYJ | — | — | — | — |
| 6.57 | Sidney Rice | WR | SEA | — | — | — | — |
| 7.64 | Anquan Boldin | WR | SF | — | — | — | — |
| 8.77 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO | — | — | — | — |
| 9.84 | Kellen Winslow | TE | TB | — | — | — | — |
| 10.97 | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | — | — | — | 164.0 DEF3 | |
| 11.104 | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL | — | — | — | 202.6 QB17 |
| 12.117 | Hines Ward | WR | PIT | — | — | — | — |
| 13.124 | Billy Cundiff | K | BAL | — | — | — | 124.0 K14 |
| 14.137 | Jacoby Ford | WR | LV | — | — | — | — |
| 15.144 | Darren Sproles | RB | NO | — | — | — | 185.3 RB10 |
| 16.157 | Mike Williams | WR | SEA | — | — | — | — |
| 17.164 | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR | — | — | — | — |
| 18.177 | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG | — | — | — | — |
2012
| Pick | Player | Pos | Team | ADP | Value | True Value | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.09 | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET | — | — | — | 275.6 QB11 |
| 2.12 | Darren McFadden | RB | LV | — | — | — | — |
| 3.29 | DeMarco Murray | RB | DAL | — | — | — | — |
| 4.32 | Jamaal Charles | RB | KC | — | — | — | 204.5 RB8 |
| 5.49 | Marques Colston | WR | NO | — | — | — | 171.4 WR12 |
| 6.52 | Eric Decker | WR | DEN | — | — | — | 184.4 WR7 |
| 7.69 | Kenny Britt | WR | NE | — | — | — | — |
| 8.72 | Jason Witten | TE | DAL | — | — | — | 121.9 TE5 |
| 9.89 | Denarius Moore | WR | LV | — | — | — | — |
| 10.92 | Detroit Lions | DEF | — | — | — | 67.0 DEF29 | |
| 11.109 | Dan Bailey | K | DAL | — | — | — | 128.0 K12 |
| 12.112 | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR | — | — | — | — |
| 13.129 | Matt Schaub | QB | HOU | — | — | — | 222.8 QB19 |
| 14.132 | Toby Gerhart | RB | JAC | — | — | — | — |
| 15.149 | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG | — | — | — | — |
| 16.152 | Austin Collie | WR | IND | — | — | — | — |
| 17.169 | Houston Texans | DEF | — | — | — | 150.0 DEF8 | |
| 18.172 | Jon Baldwin | WR | KC | — | — | — | — |