Week 3

2026 Season

Regular Season

Week 3: We Regret the Advice

Matchups All-Play All-Team

Tony made the change we asked him to make, and we owe him an apology. For two weeks, he had started Colston Loveland while Dalton Kincaid scored points on his bench. We pointed this out, with the confidence available to people who give lineup advice after the games. Tony put Kincaid in. Kincaid scored 2.80, Loveland scored 5.10, and our contribution to Big saltena's season was to make its tight end problem a little worse. We had also warned that Tony would get into trouble once Josh Allen stopped covering for his lineup decisions. Allen obliged. Tony won anyway. Three weeks into the season, he has a perfect record, the most points in the league, and a growing body of evidence that he should stop reading. Other managers were less fortunate with their corrections. Andrew promoted a productive receiver and watched the production disappear. Dashon solved his quarterback problem in time to discover how many other problems he had. John changed nothing and won; Nate changed nothing and gave an injured receiver another Sunday off in his starting lineup. There were lessons available in Week 3, though anyone claiming to know which ones to apply next Sunday should probably have to explain the Kincaid thing first.

144.66
Big saltena
margin
7.76
7-2 · 5-4
136.90
Escuela de Snyder
  • 2.80 Kincaid, started
  • 5.10 Loveland, on the bench
  • 72.30 Tony's bench, season
Jahmyr Gibbs 37.90
best starter on the field
Tony Pollard 11.60
on Jonathan's bench
Big saltena
  • 37.90
    J. Gibbs
  • 23.90
    D. London
  • 20.30
    K. Walker
Escuela de Snyder
  • 30.36
    J. Smith-Njigba
  • 19.94
    P. Mahomes
  • 19.40
    J. Love
Series · Escuela de Snyder leads 13-7
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Tony Has No Reason to Believe Us

The case against Tony's lineup management is getting stronger. So is his record.

Even after the tight end switch, Tony left the better quarterback on his bench: Jared Goff outscored Allen, 23.36 to 16.96. Across three weeks, Tony has left a league-high 72.30 points unused. This would make a persuasive argument for intervention if his running backs had not contributed 77.00 on Sunday. You can spend a long time discussing the proper tight end when the running backs have paid for the entire afternoon.

Jonathan had to live with a much less forgiving margin. He picked his lineup more efficiently than Tony, lost by 7.76, and was the only losing manager this week who had enough points on his roster to change the result. Everyone else could close the app knowing that rearranging the furniture would not have saved the house. Jonathan had a reason to keep looking.

There was Worthy, promoted after an 11.00-point week on the bench, contributing 3.00 while Doubs scored 6.40. There were the Bengals, also contributing 3.00 a week after Jonathan had enjoyed 23.00 from the Patriots. Doubs alone would not have closed the gap, and last week's Patriots score was no longer available, but there was plenty to revisit in a game this close.

Jonathan still leads Tony 13-7 in their series. He has not added to his side of that record since 2023, which is a long time to keep explaining that you tend to win this matchup.

142.58
Straight Receptions Homie
margin
20.18
6-3 · 3-6
122.40
XXXDaDa
  • 24.90 Stafford, started
  • 14.74 Herbert, benched
  • 96.5% Dashon's start/sit
Brock Purdy 39.28
best starter on the field
Justin Herbert 14.74
on Dashon's bench
Straight Receptions Homie
  • 39.28
    B. Purdy
  • 21.40
    D. Henry
  • 18.00
    T. Higgins
XXXDaDa
  • 24.90
    M. Stafford
  • 19.10
    J. Warren
  • 16.70
    T. McLaurin
Series tied 13-13
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Dashon Got the Quarterback Right

Matthew Stafford spent Week 1 on Thinh's bench and Week 2 on Dashon's, where his 34.98 points offered Dashon an unpleasant alternative to the 9.88 he had received from Justin Herbert. For Week 3, Dashon gave Stafford the job. Stafford delivered 24.90, Herbert scored 14.74, and for once there was nothing to fix at quarterback.

There was very little to fix anywhere in the lineup. Dashon collected 96.5 percent of the points available to him, the second-best mark in the league, and posted his highest score of the season. After two losses, he had done the part a manager can do.

He lost by 20.18 to Thinh, who had employed Stafford as bench decoration two weeks earlier.

Even a perfect lineup would have left Dashon more than 15 points short. De'Von Achane lasted four snaps before landing on IR, adding a Week 4 problem to a Week 3 defeat. Dashon is now 0-3 with fresh proof that he can make the right decisions and still need better players, better health, or a different opponent.

Thinh, meanwhile, has picked Brock Purdy over Joe Burrow correctly in consecutive weeks and reached 3-0 with the league's second-most points. He also pulled even with Dashon in their career series, 13-13. Stafford was useful to Dashon on Sunday; Thinh managed fine without him.

134.38
Sacks in the City
margin
36.74
4-5 · 1-8
97.64
Bishop sycamore
  • 134.36 John in Week 2, a loss
  • 134.38 John in Week 3, a win
  • 0.00 Puka Nacua, started
Trevor Lawrence 25.78
best starter on the field
Brian Robinson 11.00
on Nate's bench
Sacks in the City
  • 25.78
    T. Lawrence
  • 23.20
    G. Kittle
  • 17.30
    J. Williams
Bishop sycamore
  • 24.44
    L. Jackson
  • 15.40
    D. Samuel
  • 11.70
    A. Jones
Series · Sacks in the City leads 15-11
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John and Nate Both Left It Alone

John improved on last week's score by two hundredths of a point. That was apparently the adjustment he needed.

After losing with 134.36, he kept the same lineup and won with 134.38. Sticking with Trevor Lawrence required some tolerance: John had promoted him in Week 2 and received 6.16 points for the trouble. Lawrence stayed in and scored 25.78 this time, helping John end Nate's two-game winning streak in the series and return the favor for last year's consolation-bracket loss.

Nate also kept his lineup, although the argument for patience was harder to make at receiver. Puka Nacua had a hip injury, an Out designation, and zero points in Week 2. Nate started him again in Week 3 under the same conditions. Whatever uncertainty Nate faced elsewhere on the roster, this particular decision came with the answer attached.

Replacing Nacua would not have rescued the week. Nate's best possible lineup would still have lost by 25.74, which makes the unused receiver slot less an explanation for the defeat than an objection to how it happened. He is 0-3 and last in points. Before worrying about which players will have a good Sunday, he could start with players who are having a Sunday.

184.86
Concepcion w/ My McBride
margin
79.24
9-0 · 2-7
105.62
Coker, Barely Know Her
  • #1 of 31 Margin rank in the series
  • 31.80 Shough, on the bench
  • 12.62 Hurts, started
Sam Darnold 35.66
best starter on the field
Tyler Shough 31.80
on Andrew's bench
Concepcion w/ My McBride
  • 35.66
    S. Darnold
  • 34.30
    B. Robinson
  • 21.70
    G. Wilson
Coker, Barely Know Her
  • 20.60
    H. Fannin
  • 19.60
    C. McCaffrey
  • 19.10
    C. Watson
Series · Concepcion w/ My McBride leads 17-14
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Patrick Found Someone New to Hurt Andrew With

Andrew had already seen Patrick end a good season's title run. Their previous meeting came in last year's semifinals, when Patrick beat him by 5.78, knocked a 12-3 team out of the title race, and continued on to the championship. This meeting offered Andrew a chance at revenge without requiring him to wait until December.

Patrick arrived with Sam Darnold, who had not been on his roster a week earlier, and won by 79.24.

The defending champion had done more than shuffle the same names. He replaced Bo Nix at quarterback, added a kicker, and took his roster's best possible score from 114.52 to 189.76 in seven days. Then he put almost all of it into the lineup. Four players on his roster did not play, and he still posted the week's high. Andrew had the bad luck to meet Patrick during the successful portion of his home improvement project.

Andrew's own repair went less well. Jaylen Waddle had scored 17.80 on the bench the week before, a reasonable invitation to start him. Andrew accepted and got 5.40. At quarterback he stayed with Hurts, while Shough outscored him from the bench for the second straight week, this time by more than 19 points. Moving a player cost him; leaving another in place cost him too.

Neither decision would have made this close. In 31 meetings, these two had never finished so far apart. Andrew used to own the record for their biggest beating, set in 2021. Patrick took that as well.

150.22
Smack Down the Middle
margin
62.38
8-1 · 0-9
87.84
Bismellah Cookin Lamb
  • 1.00 49ers against Kevin
  • 17.00 Vikings for Kevin
  • #68 Daniel's week, of 69
Kirk Cousins 28.22
best starter on the field
Bryce Young 15.64
on Daniel's bench
Smack Down the Middle
  • 28.22
    K. Cousins
  • 22.60
    B. Bowers
  • 20.30
    J. Chase
Bismellah Cookin Lamb
  • 20.94
    D. Prescott
  • 19.40
    J. Cook
  • 16.70
    C. Lamb
Series · Smack Down the Middle leads 5-4
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Daniel Picked Up Kevin's Old Defense

There is a satisfying version of this game in which Daniel picks up the defense Kevin no longer wants, starts it against him, and makes Kevin spend the afternoon regretting the transaction. Daniel completed the first two steps.

The 49ers scored 1.00. Kevin's replacements, the Vikings, scored 17.00. Whatever revenge Daniel had available would need to come from somewhere else on the roster, and by the end of Sunday it was clear that nobody else had brought any.

Daniel has played 69 career weeks. This was his second-worst. His worst was an 82.00 in a 2022 fifth-place game, also against Kevin, who is developing an unpleasant presence in the personal record book. Daniel would have lost to every team in the league this week, but Kevin got to be the one across from him and take a 5-4 lead in their series.

Kevin had also escaped last week's indignity of watching his kicker outscore his quarterback. With Caleb Williams out, Kirk Cousins supplied 28.22, and Kevin reached 150. His kicker, Trey Smack, scored a single point for Smack Down the Middle. In a 62.38-point win, Kevin could afford to carry someone for the name.

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3-0
Concepcion w/ My McBride
434.72 pts · 3rd of 10
all-time
11 – 12
Straight Receptions Homie leads 12-11
3-0
Straight Receptions Homie
462.92 pts · 2nd of 10
Concepcion w/ My McBride · last week
W 184.86 – 105.62
1st of 10 this week
Straight Receptions Homie · last week
W 142.58 – 122.40
4th of 10 this week
  • 94.2% Patrick's start/sit, season
  • 92.6% Thinh's start/sit, season
  • 12-11 Thinh Series
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Patrick and Thinh Run Out of Easy Opponents

Patrick and Thinh have earned their 3-0 records by getting more out of their lineups than anyone else. They have also faced the league's two lowest opponent point totals, an excellent management technique if you can arrange it. This week they have to face each other.

Thinh has won their last two meetings and leads the series 12-11. Patrick arrives after putting up 184.86 with a quarterback he found between games. For both managers, this is a chance to find out how much of the undefeated start survives an opponent who can keep up.

1-2
Coker, Barely Know Her
394.90 pts · 7th of 10
all-time
9 – 12
Big saltena leads 12-9
3-0
Big saltena
468.44 pts · 1st of 10
Coker, Barely Know Her · last week
L 105.62 – 184.86
8th of 10 this week
Big saltena · last week
W 144.66 – 136.90
3rd of 10 this week
  • 4-1 Andrew in the last five
  • 72.30 Left on the bench, Tony
  • 57.58 Left on the bench, Andrew
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Andrew Gets the Man We Cannot Fix

Andrew has won four of the last five against Tony, including a two-point game last year. He now gets to face the league's scoring leader while deciding whether to trust Hurts again or promote the quarterback who has spent two weeks beating him from the bench.

Tony has his own better-scoring backup in Goff, but an undefeated manager has less incentive to interrogate his choices. Between them, these two have left 129.88 points on the bench this season. Andrew has had to answer for his share. Tony has been winning football games.

1-2
Sacks in the City
442.26 pts · 5th of 10
all-time
17 – 15
Sacks in the City leads 17-15
0-3
XXXDaDa
305.04 pts · 9th of 10
Sacks in the City · last week
W 134.38 – 97.64
6th of 10 this week
XXXDaDa · last week
L 122.40 – 142.58
7th of 10 this week
  • 203.74 Dashon's best week, vs John
  • 0.04 2014 semifinal margin
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Dashon Could Use the Old Version of This Matchup

Dashon once scored 203.74 against John and beat him by 117.72. He has also won both of their postseason meetings: a 2014 semifinal by 0.04, and last year's seventh-place game, the last time they played. If he needs a reason to believe his first win is coming, there is material here.

The difficulty is that his best effort this season produced 122.40, and he now has Achane's absence to handle. John has scored more points than two teams with better records and has just learned that he can win without changing his lineup. Dashon would appreciate it if John learned something less useful this week.

2-1
Smack Down the Middle
373.60 pts · 4th of 10
all-time
9 – 10
Bishop sycamore leads 10-9
0-3
Bishop sycamore
289.70 pts · 10th of 10
Smack Down the Middle · last week
W 150.22 – 87.84
2nd of 10 this week
Bishop sycamore · last week
L 97.64 – 134.38
9th of 10 this week
  • 2-0 Kevin in fifth-place games
  • 1-4 Kevin in the last five
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Kevin and Nate Have Settled Fifth Place Twice

Kevin and Nate have met in the postseason twice, in 2020 and again last season, and Kevin won both. It reads like a credential until you check what the games were for. Both decided fifth place. Both times, Nate finished sixth.

The regular season has gone the other way. Nate has won the last four meetings, one of them against a Kevin who scored 60.14, and this week he gets Kevin in a game that counts toward something besides fifth place. Unfortunately for Nate, Kevin scored 150.22 on Sunday, and Nate has failed to reach 100 twice in a row. If he wants to keep the streak going, Nacua's status would be a reasonable place to begin.

1-2
Bismellah Cookin Lamb
340.24 pts · 8th of 10
all-time
2 – 3
Escuela de Snyder leads 3-2
1-2
Escuela de Snyder
419.00 pts · 6th of 10
Bismellah Cookin Lamb · last week
L 87.84 – 150.22
10th of 10 this week
Escuela de Snyder · last week
L 136.90 – 144.66
5th of 10 this week
  • 3-2 Jonathan Series
  • 25.88 Closest meeting ever
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Daniel's Turn, If They Are Still Taking Turns

Jonathan and Daniel have met five times and alternated wins without interruption: Jonathan, Daniel, Jonathan, Daniel, Jonathan. Daniel is due, provided their arrangement survives contact with the team that scored 87.84 on Sunday.

Jonathan brings the frustration of a winnable game lost to Tony. Daniel brings the relief of no longer playing Kevin. Neither has much reason to enjoy the Week 3 recap, and one will have to sit through another next week.

We will be here to explain what he should have done, once we know how it turned out.

Generated by claude-opus-5-5 · September 29, 2026

Matchups

All-Play Records

How each team would have fared against every other team this week. A 9-0 means they outscored everyone.

# Team Score All-Play Record
1 Concepcion w/ My McBride 184.86 9-0
2 Smack Down the Middle 150.22 8-1
3 Big saltena 144.66 7-2
4 Straight Receptions Homie 142.58 6-3
5 Escuela de Snyder 136.90 5-4
6 Sacks in the City 134.38 4-5
7 XXXDaDa 122.40 3-6
8 Coker, Barely Know Her 105.62 2-7
9 Bishop sycamore 97.64 1-8
10 Bismellah Cookin Lamb 87.84 0-9

All-Team

The top scorer at every position across all rosters this week.

Slot Player Team Points
QB Brock Purdy QB · SF Straight Receptions Homie 39.28
RB1 Jahmyr Gibbs RB · DET Big saltena 37.90
RB2 Bijan Robinson RB · ATL Concepcion w/ My McBride 34.30
WR1 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA Escuela de Snyder 30.36
WR2 Drake London WR · ATL Big saltena 23.90
WR3 Garrett Wilson WR · NYJ Concepcion w/ My McBride 21.70
TE George Kittle TE · SF Sacks in the City 23.20
FLEX1 Brock Bowers TE · LV Smack Down the Middle 22.60
FLEX2 Derrick Henry RB · BAL Straight Receptions Homie 21.40
K Chase McLaughlin K · TB Concepcion w/ My McBride 12.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings DEF · MIN Smack Down the Middle 17.00
Total 283.64
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